The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes demand elect recount
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You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing. Kinky Friedman autographbouncefinancial Change image and share on social
Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people. Kinky Friedman countrysidehomeirritate Change image and share on social
After decades spent in rewrite rooms surrounded by other shouting writers, I discovered that I work best alone. I like being in charge of my time, working out the problems according to my own rhythms and being able to nap. That's a big one, the napping on demand! Maria Semple bigchargedecade share on social
When you first come into Parliament, it's a daunting place because you feel you've so much to learn. Once you've been re-elected, you feel much more confident. It just gives you a bit of a boost. Theresa May biteboostconfident Change image and share on social
I can't see where there is anywhere left to move. If you don't have a recount it's hard to receive any more votes. Robert Torricelli hardleavemove Change image and share on social