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Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive. Kinky Friedman pluralpossessiveremember Change image and share on social
You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing. Kinky Friedman autographbouncefinancial Change image and share on social
Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people. Kinky Friedman countrysidehomeirritate Change image and share on social
You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. George Carlin executionfewgood Change image and share on social
I studied international relations and economics at the University of Virginia. I paid my way by working as a bartender in the summer and at three part-time jobs during the year. Jacqueline Novogratz bartendereconomicsinternational Change image and share on social
