People who live in glass houses... have to answer the door. Karl Pilkington answerdoorglass Change image and share on social
Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.' Karl Pilkington chinagreathonest Change image and share on social
I've done some luxury flying, which is brilliant. It has only happened once or twice, but it was nice because flying is the worst part of the holiday. But then again, if the plane crashes, you're still dead. For that much money I'd want a little capsule that whizzed me off to safety if it was going to crash. Karl Pilkington badbrilliantcapsule share on social
I've got loads of nieces and nephews. Karl Pilkington haveloadnephew Change image and share on social
You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that. Karl Pilkington bitecuphave Change image and share on social
I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much. Karl Pilkington changehavelearn Change image and share on social
If you're doing the same job every day, there's room for error. Karl Pilkington dayerrorjob Change image and share on social
I've never worried about life's big questions. Karl Pilkington bighavelife Change image and share on social
I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester. Karl Pilkington coslondonermanchester Change image and share on social
I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax. Karl Pilkington challengechangeprefer Change image and share on social