I've never worried about life's big questions. Karl Pilkington bighavelife Change image and share on social
I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester. Karl Pilkington coslondonermanchester Change image and share on social
When I go on holiday and people ask me what I do, I tell them I do some internet stuff and I've done a couple of books and I hope they just leave it at that. Karl Pilkington bookcouplehave Change image and share on social
Comedy's really subjective, you know. Karl Pilkington comedysubjective Change image and share on social
I'm not invited to any exciting parties and my life hasn't really changed. Karl Pilkington changeexcitinvite Change image and share on social
People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option? Karl Pilkington kidoptionpeople Change image and share on social
They say it all started out with a big bang. But, what I wonder is, was it a big bang or did it just seem big because there wasn't anything else drown it out at the time? Karl Pilkington bangbigdrown Change image and share on social
We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, 'Well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species.' Karl Pilkington beardiedisappear share on social
I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest. Karl Pilkington goodhonestparent Change image and share on social
