I mean, I don't really go out at night in terms of noisy, busy places; I prefer more of a quiet corner somewhere. Karl Pilkington busycornernight Change image and share on social
I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see. Karl Pilkington bitegoodimpress Change image and share on social
If you sit in a bath of pineapple chunks, it can kill you. That's well documented. Karl Pilkington bathchunkdocument Change image and share on social
Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really. Karl Pilkington blameconstantgirlfriend Change image and share on social
But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot. Karl Pilkington dayendhave Change image and share on social
I don't know what the future is, but you just do it whilst it's there, don't you? Karl Pilkington futurewhilst Change image and share on social
People eat duck and you think, well, we've got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone! Karl Pilkington chickenduckeat Change image and share on social
You can only live to be so old, then you gotta let go. Karl Pilkington gottalive Change image and share on social
People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option? Karl Pilkington kidoptionpeople Change image and share on social