Top 80 Quotes by Karl Pilkington

That's the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape.

Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.

If you sit in a bath of pineapple chunks, it can kill you. That's well documented.

And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.

I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.

At the end of the day, teachers aren't going to mess about trying to make me into an Einstein, 'cause it was never gonna happen. We can't all be brainy, can we? That's just the way the world is.

I don't know what the future is, but you just do it whilst it's there, don't you?

Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.

I don't really go out at night in terms of noisy, busy places; I prefer more of a quiet corner somewhere.

With acting, I didn't get much from it.