All fame is is having people you don't know coming up to you and saying, 'Hello.' I'm always polite and people are always nice, but it's weird. Karl Pilkington comefamenice Change image and share on social
I found that being with happy positive people annoys me. Karl Pilkington annoyfindhappy Change image and share on social
Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive. Karl Pilkington brainydepressivefry Change image and share on social
People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option? Karl Pilkington kidoptionpeople Change image and share on social
And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding. Karl Pilkington havereasontoaster Change image and share on social
Comedy's really subjective, you know; that's why it's so hard. Karl Pilkington comedyhardsubjective Change image and share on social
If you go away with, you know, a girlfriend, wife, whatever, you have an argument on holiday because you're not used to spending that much time with people. Karl Pilkington argumentgirlfriendholiday Change image and share on social
I came face-to-face with a gorilla which was quite good, but it was a 10-hour trek in bad weather, up hills, covered in mud, with mosquitoes everywhere and when we got there the gorilla's just sat there doing nowt. Karl Pilkington badcoverface share on social
At the end of the day, teachers aren't going to mess about trying to make me into an Einstein, 'cause it was never gonna happen. We can't all be brainy, can we? That's just the way the world is. Karl Pilkington brainydayeinstein Change image and share on social
I really can't believe what a state the Pyramids are in. I thought they had flat rendered sides, but when you get up close, you see how they are just giant boulders balanced on top of each other, like a massive game of Jenga that has got out of hand. Karl Pilkington balanceboulderclose share on social
