When you've been on a programme called 'An Idiot Abroad' job offers aren't exactly flying in. Karl Pilkington abroadcallfly Change image and share on social
I don't want to go about offending people; that's not my plan. Karl Pilkington offendpeopleplan Change image and share on social
The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death. Karl Pilkington atheistcriminaldeath Change image and share on social
To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don't need any spoiling or looking after. Karl Pilkington cateasypet Change image and share on social
With evolution, things are always changing, so I sort of think: Should we all be growing three heads? Karl Pilkington changeevolutiongrow Change image and share on social
Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that. Karl Pilkington havehearhouse share on social
I've never understood the 'things to do before you die' idea. If I was ill, I'd be in no mood to have a swim with a dolphin. Karl Pilkington diedolphinhave Change image and share on social
I had a bad experience doing public speaking at school. I had to talk about a pen for five minutes and it was really hard work. I couldn't wait to get off the stage. Karl Pilkington badexperiencehard Change image and share on social
It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it. Karl Pilkington annoymaterule Change image and share on social
