I found that being with happy positive people annoys me. Karl Pilkington annoyfindhappy Change image and share on social
I don't really go out at night in terms of noisy, busy places; I prefer more of a quiet corner somewhere. Karl Pilkington busycornernight Change image and share on social
Comedy's really subjective, you know. Karl Pilkington comedysubjective Change image and share on social
I'm not invited to any exciting parties and my life hasn't really changed. Karl Pilkington changeexcitinvite Change image and share on social
People who live in glass houses... have to answer the door. Karl Pilkington answerdoorglass Change image and share on social
I think it's a problem when something's a dream because it'll never live up to your expectations. It's better to go somewhere thinking it'll be horrible, and then be pleasantly surprised. Karl Pilkington dreamexpectationhorrible Change image and share on social
They say it all started out with a big bang. But, what I wonder is, was it a big bang or did it just seem big because there wasn't anything else drown it out at the time? Karl Pilkington bangbigdrown Change image and share on social
We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, 'Well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species.' Karl Pilkington beardiedisappear share on social
I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about. Karl Pilkington africaanimaldangerous share on social
I'm not that lazy, but I don't need that much money. I lead a fairly simple life. Karl Pilkington fairlylazylead Change image and share on social
