Comedy's really subjective, you know. Karl Pilkington comedysubjective Change image and share on social
I'm not invited to any exciting parties and my life hasn't really changed. Karl Pilkington changeexcitinvite Change image and share on social
I really can't believe what a state the Pyramids are in. I thought they had flat rendered sides, but when you get up close, you see how they are just giant boulders balanced on top of each other, like a massive game of Jenga that has got out of hand. Karl Pilkington balanceboulderclose share on social
I think it's a problem when something's a dream because it'll never live up to your expectations. It's better to go somewhere thinking it'll be horrible, and then be pleasantly surprised. Karl Pilkington dreamexpectationhorrible Change image and share on social
They say it all started out with a big bang. But, what I wonder is, was it a big bang or did it just seem big because there wasn't anything else drown it out at the time? Karl Pilkington bangbigdrown Change image and share on social
We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, 'Well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species.' Karl Pilkington beardiedisappear share on social
I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest. Karl Pilkington goodhonestparent Change image and share on social
All fame is is having people you don't know coming up to you and saying, 'Hello.' I'm always polite and people are always nice, but it's weird. Karl Pilkington comefamenice Change image and share on social
I'm not that lazy, but I don't need that much money. I lead a fairly simple life. Karl Pilkington fairlylazylead Change image and share on social
Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on? Karl Pilkington catchfrisbeethink Change image and share on social
