I really can't believe what a state the Pyramids are in. I thought they had flat rendered sides, but when you get up close, you see how they are just giant boulders balanced on top of each other, like a massive game of Jenga that has got out of hand. Karl Pilkington balanceboulderclose share on social
They say it all started out with a big bang. But, what I wonder is, was it a big bang or did it just seem big because there wasn't anything else drown it out at the time? Karl Pilkington bangbigdrown Change image and share on social
We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, 'Well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species.' Karl Pilkington beardiedisappear share on social
Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.' Karl Pilkington chinagreathonest Change image and share on social
I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest. Karl Pilkington goodhonestparent Change image and share on social
All fame is is having people you don't know coming up to you and saying, 'Hello.' I'm always polite and people are always nice, but it's weird. Karl Pilkington comefamenice Change image and share on social
Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on? Karl Pilkington catchfrisbeethink Change image and share on social
When you've been on a programme called 'An Idiot Abroad' job offers aren't exactly flying in. Karl Pilkington abroadcallfly Change image and share on social
I don't want to go about offending people; that's not my plan. Karl Pilkington offendpeopleplan Change image and share on social
The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death. Karl Pilkington atheistcriminaldeath Change image and share on social
