Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on? Karl Pilkington catchfrisbeethink Change image and share on social
I've done some luxury flying, which is brilliant. It has only happened once or twice, but it was nice because flying is the worst part of the holiday. But then again, if the plane crashes, you're still dead. For that much money I'd want a little capsule that whizzed me off to safety if it was going to crash. Karl Pilkington badbrilliantcapsule share on social
I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax. Karl Pilkington challengechangeprefer Change image and share on social
When you've been on a programme called 'An Idiot Abroad' job offers aren't exactly flying in. Karl Pilkington abroadcallfly Change image and share on social
But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot. Karl Pilkington dayendhave Change image and share on social
I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave. Karl Pilkington cavelivepalace Change image and share on social
People say if bees die out, the world would end, apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document, and people believe this. Karl Pilkington apparentlybeedie Change image and share on social
I don't want to go about offending people; that's not my plan. Karl Pilkington offendpeopleplan Change image and share on social
The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death. Karl Pilkington atheistcriminaldeath Change image and share on social
To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don't need any spoiling or looking after. Karl Pilkington cateasypet Change image and share on social