I've never won many awards, I didn't get certificates for swimming or anything. Karl Pilkington awardcertificatehave Change image and share on social
Getting old is better than being young. You can do what you want to do. Karl Pilkington young Change image and share on social
To be honest, marriage doesn't scare me and that, it's just once you've been together for so long, if you haven't got any kids it's just a big expensive day out for everyone else to enjoy, isn't it? Karl Pilkington bigdayenjoy Change image and share on social
People who live in a glass house have to answer the door. Karl Pilkington answerdoorglass Change image and share on social
I mean, I don't really go out at night in terms of noisy, busy places; I prefer more of a quiet corner somewhere. Karl Pilkington busycornernight Change image and share on social
If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared. Karl Pilkington agobookpanic Change image and share on social
It's not a joke: I really do like being at home. Karl Pilkington homejoke Change image and share on social
If you sit in a bath of pineapple chunks, it can kill you. That's well documented. Karl Pilkington bathchunkdocument Change image and share on social
