I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about. Karl Pilkington africaanimaldangerous share on social
That's the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape. Karl Pilkington baldexaggeratehead Change image and share on social
I've never won many awards, I didn't get certificates for swimming or anything. Karl Pilkington awardcertificatehave Change image and share on social
To be honest, marriage doesn't scare me and that, it's just once you've been together for so long, if you haven't got any kids it's just a big expensive day out for everyone else to enjoy, isn't it? Karl Pilkington bigdayenjoy Change image and share on social
People who live in a glass house have to answer the door. Karl Pilkington answerdoorglass Change image and share on social
Getting old is better than being young. You can do what you want to do. Karl Pilkington young Change image and share on social
If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared. Karl Pilkington agobookpanic Change image and share on social
I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave. Karl Pilkington cavelivepalace Change image and share on social
