That's the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape. Karl Pilkington baldexaggeratehead Change image and share on social
I've never won many awards, I didn't get certificates for swimming or anything. Karl Pilkington awardcertificatehave Change image and share on social
I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest. Karl Pilkington goodhonestparent Change image and share on social
Making the 'An Idiot Abroad' series, I was really dreading going to India; I thought I'd hate it. It was a nightmare, and I was really ill - just like everyone says. Karl Pilkington abroaddreadhate Change image and share on social
People who live in a glass house have to answer the door. Karl Pilkington answerdoorglass Change image and share on social
To be honest, marriage doesn't scare me and that, it's just once you've been together for so long, if you haven't got any kids it's just a big expensive day out for everyone else to enjoy, isn't it? Karl Pilkington bigdayenjoy Change image and share on social
Getting old is better than being young. You can do what you want to do. Karl Pilkington young Change image and share on social
If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared. Karl Pilkington agobookpanic Change image and share on social
