Josh Billings

There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won't.

Common sense is the knack of seeing things as they are, and doing things as they ought to be done.

Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.

The free sharing and teaching of open source is incompatible with the notion of the solitary genius.

What people don't understand about Sarah Palin is that she is a rancher's wife. From Alberta down to Texas I've known women like that: good common sense, bright and vilified by city people.

This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number.