Josh Billings

There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won't.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.

I can't draw a stick person. I can't play a musical instrument. But I've always had a knack for making money.

What people don't understand about Sarah Palin is that she is a rancher's wife. From Alberta down to Texas I've known women like that: good common sense, bright and vilified by city people.

I have a naturally camp sensibility and a camp sense of humour. I love the icons that gay people love.