Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. Jon Stewart greatinsomniainspiration Change image and share on social
Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch. Jon Stewart fatherhoodgreatruin Change image and share on social
I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. Jon Stewart canadacountryday Change image and share on social
More than 150 heads of state attended the UN Summit, giving New Yorkers a chance to get in touch with prejudices they didn't even know they had. Jon Stewart attendchancegive Change image and share on social
If you watch the news and don't like it, then this is your counter program to the news. Jon Stewart counternewsprogram Change image and share on social
I'm not just a boy toy. I have feelings and dreams like anybody else. Jon Stewart boydreamfeeling Change image and share on social
A joke is a joke. There's an expression - I don't know if you have it - that's 'adding insult to injury.' Jon Stewart addexpressioninjury Change image and share on social
I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land. Jon Stewart celebrateenormousfashion Change image and share on social
I'm thrilled to be asked to host the Academy Awards for the second time because, as they say, the third time's a charm. Jon Stewart academyaskaward Change image and share on social
I can be in 20 movies. But I'll never be an actor. Jon Stewart actormoviewill Change image and share on social