Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch. Jon Stewart fatherhoodgreatruin Change image and share on social
Why is it that if you take advantage of a corporate tax break you're a smart businessman, but if you take advantage of something so you don't go hungry, you're a moocher? Jon Stewart advantagebreakbusinessman Change image and share on social
Many of our soldiers are stationed at Camp Coyote just south of the Iraqi border. This is how you know we have a strong army, when you can actually tell your enemy exactly where your camp is and what its name is. Jon Stewart armybordercamp share on social
The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom. Jon Stewart classroominternetnote Change image and share on social
I've always liked Atlanta. And not just for the strip clubs, but the shopping and the food. Jon Stewart atlantaclubfood Change image and share on social
I'm not just a boy toy. I have feelings and dreams like anybody else. Jon Stewart boydreamfeeling Change image and share on social
I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. Jon Stewart canadacountryday Change image and share on social
I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything. Jon Stewart backcareerproud Change image and share on social
A joke is a joke. There's an expression - I don't know if you have it - that's 'adding insult to injury.' Jon Stewart addexpressioninjury Change image and share on social
I was born in New York City, but I was raised in New Jersey, part of the great Jewish emigration of 1963. Jon Stewart bearcityemigration Change image and share on social
