Our culture is just a series of checks and balances. The whole idea that we're in a battle between tyranny and freedom - it's a series of pendulum swings. Jon Stewart balancebattlecheck Change image and share on social
Ahh, Earth Day, the only day of the year where being able to hacky-sack will get you laid. Jon Stewart ahhdayearth Change image and share on social
I'm thrilled to be asked to host the Academy Awards for the second time because, as they say, the third time's a charm. Jon Stewart academyaskaward Change image and share on social
I can be in 20 movies. But I'll never be an actor. Jon Stewart actormoviewill Change image and share on social
You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work. I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything. Yes, I want to look back and know that I was terrible at a variety of things. Jon Stewart backcareergood share on social
I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character. Jon Stewart adultbearbody Change image and share on social
Yesterday, the president met with a group he calls the coalition of the willing. Or, as the rest of the world calls them, Britain and Spain. Jon Stewart britaincallcoalition Change image and share on social
If you watch the news and don't like it, then this is your counter program to the news. Jon Stewart counternewsprogram Change image and share on social
If you don't stick to your values when they're being tested, they're not values: they're hobbies. Jon Stewart hobbysticktest Change image and share on social
President Bush remained undeterred by the massive display of American opposition, even though much of it came from the hundreds of thousands of voters who supported him by voting for Nader. Jon Stewart americanbushdisplay Change image and share on social
