If you don't stick to your values when they're being tested, they're not values: they're hobbies. Jon Stewart hobbysticktest Change image and share on social
The seven marvels that best represent man's achievements over the last 2,000 years will be determined by Internet vote... so look for Howard Stern's Private Parts to come in No. 1. Jon Stewart 000achievementdetermine Change image and share on social
Yesterday, the president met with a group he calls the coalition of the willing. Or, as the rest of the world calls them, Britain and Spain. Jon Stewart britaincallcoalition Change image and share on social
If you're going to give people 20 minutes of news satire, you've also got to give them Tiffani-Amber Thiessen or you're going to have rioting in the streets. Jon Stewart ambergivehave Change image and share on social
I've always liked Atlanta. And not just for the strip clubs, but the shopping and the food. Jon Stewart atlantaclubfood Change image and share on social
Here's the point - you're looking at affirmative action, and you're looking at marijuana. You legalize marijuana, no need for quotas, because really, who's gonna wanna work? Jon Stewart actionaffirmativegonna Change image and share on social
Liberal and conservative have lost their meaning in America. I represent the distracted center. Jon Stewart americacenterconservative Change image and share on social
Why is it that if you take advantage of a corporate tax break you're a smart businessman, but if you take advantage of something so you don't go hungry, you're a moocher? Jon Stewart advantagebreakbusinessman Change image and share on social
I was born in New York City, but I was raised in New Jersey, part of the great Jewish emigration of 1963. Jon Stewart bearcityemigration Change image and share on social
I don't care about wealth. What seems to be upsetting is institutionalizing the advantages that wealth gives you. Jon Stewart advantagecareinstitutionalize Change image and share on social