I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything. Jon Stewart backcareerproud Change image and share on social
If your regime is not strong enough to handle a joke, then you don't have a regime. Jon Stewart handlejokeregime Change image and share on social
You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work. I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything. Yes, I want to look back and know that I was terrible at a variety of things. Jon Stewart backcareergood share on social
I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or over. Jon Stewart amusementbarfoot Change image and share on social
Ahh, Earth Day, the only day of the year where being able to hacky-sack will get you laid. Jon Stewart ahhdayearth Change image and share on social
I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character. Jon Stewart adultbearbody Change image and share on social
Our culture is just a series of checks and balances. The whole idea that we're in a battle between tyranny and freedom - it's a series of pendulum swings. Jon Stewart balancebattlecheck Change image and share on social
The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom. Jon Stewart classroominternetnote Change image and share on social
There are a hell of a lot of jobs that are scarier than live comedy. Like standing in the operating room when a guy's heart stops, and you're the one who has to fix it! Jon Stewart comedyfixguy Change image and share on social
There is no such thing as an impartial jury because there are no impartial people. There are people that argue on the web for hours about who their favorite character on 'Friends' is. Jon Stewart arguecharacterfavorite Change image and share on social
