Here's the point - you're looking at affirmative action, and you're looking at marijuana. You legalize marijuana, no need for quotas, because really, who's gonna wanna work? Jon Stewart actionaffirmativegonna Change image and share on social
There are a hell of a lot of jobs that are scarier than live comedy. Like standing in the operating room when a guy's heart stops, and you're the one who has to fix it! Jon Stewart comedyfixguy Change image and share on social
I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything. Jon Stewart backcareerproud Change image and share on social
Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. Jon Stewart greatinsomniainspiration Change image and share on social
Liberal and conservative have lost their meaning in America. I represent the distracted center. Jon Stewart americacenterconservative Change image and share on social
Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch. Jon Stewart fatherhoodgreatruin Change image and share on social
Why is it that if you take advantage of a corporate tax break you're a smart businessman, but if you take advantage of something so you don't go hungry, you're a moocher? Jon Stewart advantagebreakbusinessman Change image and share on social
I was born in New York City, but I was raised in New Jersey, part of the great Jewish emigration of 1963. Jon Stewart bearcityemigration Change image and share on social
The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom. Jon Stewart classroominternetnote Change image and share on social
There is no such thing as an impartial jury because there are no impartial people. There are people that argue on the web for hours about who their favorite character on 'Friends' is. Jon Stewart arguecharacterfavorite Change image and share on social
