Our culture is just a series of checks and balances. The whole idea that we're in a battle between tyranny and freedom - it's a series of pendulum swings. Jon Stewart balancebattlecheck Change image and share on social
I can be in 20 movies. But I'll never be an actor. Jon Stewart actormoviewill Change image and share on social
I don't care about wealth. What seems to be upsetting is institutionalizing the advantages that wealth gives you. Jon Stewart advantagecareinstitutionalize Change image and share on social
McVeigh's lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done. Jon Stewart deathfranklylawyer Change image and share on social
If the events of September 11, 2001, have proven anything, it's that the terrorists can attack us, but they can't take away what makes us American - our freedom, our liberty, our civil rights. No, only Attorney General John Ashcroft can do that. Jon Stewart americanashcroftattack share on social
We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass destruction we have been looking for as our pretext of invading Iraq. There's just one problem - it's in North Korea. Jon Stewart destructionevidencegun Change image and share on social
I heard Dennis Kucinich say in a debate, 'When I'm president... and I just wanted to stop him and say, 'Dude.' Jon Stewart debatedennisdude Change image and share on social
