I don't care about wealth. What seems to be upsetting is institutionalizing the advantages that wealth gives you. Jon Stewart advantagecareinstitutionalize Change image and share on social
McVeigh's lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done. Jon Stewart deathfranklylawyer Change image and share on social
If the events of September 11, 2001, have proven anything, it's that the terrorists can attack us, but they can't take away what makes us American - our freedom, our liberty, our civil rights. No, only Attorney General John Ashcroft can do that. Jon Stewart americanashcroftattack share on social
We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass destruction we have been looking for as our pretext of invading Iraq. There's just one problem - it's in North Korea. Jon Stewart destructionevidencegun Change image and share on social
The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal right to ride in a golf cart between shots at PGA Tour events. Man, the next thing you know, they're going to have some guy carry his clubs around for him. Jon Stewart carrycartcasey share on social
I heard Dennis Kucinich say in a debate, 'When I'm president... and I just wanted to stop him and say, 'Dude.' Jon Stewart debatedennisdude Change image and share on social
Many of our soldiers are stationed at Camp Coyote just south of the Iraqi border. This is how you know we have a strong army, when you can actually tell your enemy exactly where your camp is and what its name is. Jon Stewart armybordercamp share on social
