I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough. Johnny Vegas birthdaygiggood Change image and share on social
My agent once said, 'You're not very driven.' And it's true. I'm not the type to ring up and go, 'Get me this part!' Johnny Vegas agentdrivepart Change image and share on social
I found popularity through self-destruction, and that can be quite addictive. Johnny Vegas addictivedestructionfind Change image and share on social
My first holiday to San Francisco in 1998-99 was supposed to be a two-week vacation but I ended up staying five weeks and nearly didn't come home. Johnny Vegas endfranciscoholiday Change image and share on social
I use very few muscles at the best of times. Johnny Vegas muscletime Change image and share on social
There have been times I've finished a big job and thought, 'Great, a couple of weeks off.' But then a couple of weeks turns to three weeks and then after a month you're staring at the phone willing it to ring. Johnny Vegas bigcouplefinish share on social
This autocue was obviously written for someone else and I've been brought in at the last minute. Johnny Vegas autocuebringhave Change image and share on social
I am very proud of what 'Johnny' achieved in stand-up comedy because he believed entirely in giving an audience the best kick he could. But he was someone who was quite detrimental to my health, both emotionally and physically. Johnny Vegas achieveaudiencebelieve share on social
I couldn't be 'Johnny' in front of a camera in acting jobs and behind the camera I like to be 'Michael.' With directing, you can't do it by halves. There's a lot of reflection, and I have found that I, as 'Michael,' thrive on it. It's lovely coming home and feeling that stuff from a day's work as myself. Johnny Vegas actcameracome share on social
Writing a book about yourself is like therapy, and you go 'Oh My God, that's the reason that happened.' Writing about it, you're forced to really examine things. Johnny Vegas bookexamineforce Change image and share on social