There's lots of stuff about me being a fan of Cliff but not being gay. Which suggests that he is, but he's not. Anyway, this is Channel 4, let their lawyers sort it out. Johnny Vegas channelclifffan Change image and share on social
'Johnny' was always a lone wolf when he got on stage. Him against the world, whereas suddenly, when I got into acting, people were relying on me. Johnny Vegas actjohnnylone Change image and share on social
I hate flying, airports and the whole rigmarole - queuing up, security and lost luggage. Johnny Vegas airportflyhate Change image and share on social
There was always that thing with 'Johnny' - I always saw myself as his writer and PR. But when he got out there, I had no control. His whole thing was going off on those flights of fancy. Going, 'Let's see what we can possibly do that hasn't been done before up here.' And when it works, it's lovely; it's a great night. Johnny Vegas controlfancyflight share on social
I actually enjoy being heckled; it keeps it interesting, and I think it is a nice feeling for people once they have left the show. Johnny Vegas enjoyfeltheckle Change image and share on social
I used to attract a lot of feeders. I'd be quite happy to be locked in someone's flat and fed liquidised burgers. Johnny Vegas attractburgerfeed Change image and share on social
I've got too much respect for stand-ups to call myself one. Johnny Vegas callhaverespect Change image and share on social
You always hear people saying, 'I hope I'm not turning into my dad', but I'd be honoured if I became half as decent a bloke as he is. Johnny Vegas blokedaddecent Change image and share on social
In credits, I'm 'Michael' sometimes now, but people know you as something, so there's no point fighting it. 'Squiggle,' you'll always be 'Prince,' and 'The Rock,' just accept it. I want to move on, but not that much. So I'm still known as 'Johnny Vegas.' Johnny Vegas acceptcreditfight share on social
Never try to be witty with U.S. airport officials. It's always lost on them and you'll find yourself being put back on the plane. Johnny Vegas airportbackfind Change image and share on social