Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out. Johnny Vegas baldnessbigbloke Change image and share on social
There have been times I've finished a big job and thought, 'Great, a couple of weeks off.' But then a couple of weeks turns to three weeks and then after a month you're staring at the phone willing it to ring. Johnny Vegas bigcouplefinish share on social
I've always been looking for other people's approval. Johnny Vegas approvalhavepeople Change image and share on social
With stand-up you've just got that one chance. Audiences can be quite fickle. Johnny Vegas audiencechancefickle Change image and share on social
Being behind the camera is where I feel comfortable. I've found something that I feel I, as 'Michael,' can be as confident in as 'Johnny' was on the stage. It's great being part of the creative process. You're right at the start of an idea, and you get to see it all the way through till the end. Johnny Vegas cameracomfortableconfident share on social
I found popularity through self-destruction, and that can be quite addictive. Johnny Vegas addictivedestructionfind Change image and share on social
When I wasn't as attractive as I am now, I suffered at the hands of cruel children and their taunts until I realised that confidence and a bit of aesthetic care can overcome that. Johnny Vegas aestheticattractivebite Change image and share on social
I use very few muscles at the best of times. Johnny Vegas muscletime Change image and share on social
My agent once said, 'You're not very driven.' And it's true. I'm not the type to ring up and go, 'Get me this part!' Johnny Vegas agentdrivepart Change image and share on social
I came from a very loving home, had a happy life with no great aspirations, but going to the seminary changed me. There was a chunk of my childhood missing. Once I'd realised it wasn't for me, I still felt a tremendous pressure to continue for fear of letting everybody down. Johnny Vegas aspirationchangechildhood share on social