My work's never been accepted by my family, but it's something I'll always carry on with. Johnny Vegas acceptcarryfamily Change image and share on social
Comedy's so subjective, and if someone comes to watch, doesn't get it, doesn't find it funny, then fine. Johnny Vegas comedyfindfine Change image and share on social
It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether. Johnny Vegas altogethereasylady Change image and share on social
I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind. Johnny Vegas birthdaychangemind Change image and share on social
I think it sort of dawns on you that if you're not gigging constantly you're not actually relevant. You may be relevant to a different part of the media now, to television commissioners and editors, but to a young live-comedy audience you're not, really. Johnny Vegas audiencecomedycommissioner share on social
With stand-up you've just got that one chance. Audiences can be quite fickle. Johnny Vegas audiencechancefickle Change image and share on social
Being 'Johnny' was almost like an out of body experience. I thought he was just a character that I'd created and could quite easily step away from, but it was much more difficult than that. Johnny Vegas bodycharactercreate Change image and share on social
I sang 'American Pie' a lot in my stage set. It had a knack of uniting an audience in a sing-along. It's a clever song about American history but wrapped in a fantastic tune. Johnny Vegas americanaudienceclever Change image and share on social
I avoid any kind of organised trips as that's one of my bugbears. Johnny Vegas avoidbugbearkind Change image and share on social
Never try to be witty with U.S. airport officials. It's always lost on them and you'll find yourself being put back on the plane. Johnny Vegas airportbackfind Change image and share on social
