With stand-up you've just got that one chance. Audiences can be quite fickle. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes audience chance fickle
My name is Michael Pennington, and I am not a comic character. Johnny Vegas charactercomicmichael Change image and share on social
I thought I could play the hellraiser and then put 'Johnny Vegas' back in his box. I found popularity through self-destruction. The more you damage yourself, the more people are drawn to you, and that can be quite addictive. It is not a lifestyle you can maintain. Johnny Vegas addictivebackbox share on social
I am a big fan of smelly cheeses but the rest of the family don't seem to be particularly keen on them. Johnny Vegas bigcheesefamily Change image and share on social
Most detective story readers are an educated audience and know there are only a certain number of plots. The interest lies in what the writer does with them. Kerry Greenwood audiencedetectiveeducate Change image and share on social
My second husband believed I had such a fickle attitude to friendship that each Friday he would update the list of my 'Top Ten' friends in the manner of a Top Of The Pops chart countdown. Julie Burchill attitudebelievechart Change image and share on social
I am thrilled to get the chance to write comics - and to tell Forgotten Realms tales, to boot! Ed Greenwood bootchancecomic Change image and share on social