There's this idea that it has to be made in London. But we've got everything up here, and if you've got comics who are gifted because of where they're from, you shouldn't drag them away from that natural resource. Johnny Vegas comicdraggift share on social
You get people who come to London, sever links with where they come from, and then when they need people, there's nobody there. To feel like you can't go back home would be a horribly sad place to be, as is mistaking fame for genuine love and affection. Johnny Vegas affectionbackfame share on social
In credits, I'm 'Michael' sometimes now, but people know you as something, so there's no point fighting it. 'Squiggle,' you'll always be 'Prince,' and 'The Rock,' just accept it. I want to move on, but not that much. So I'm still known as 'Johnny Vegas.' Johnny Vegas acceptcreditfight share on social
Class still matters in Britain today. Johnny Vegas britainclassmatter Change image and share on social
I believe that Britain is becoming more class-conscious, and I quake at the very idea of Old Etonians ruling the world again. Johnny Vegas britainclassconscious Change image and share on social
I'm loath to use my personal life to promote what I do, but at the same time, I don't like a journalist going away with no more than you could get off Wikipedia, where most of it's invented anyway. Johnny Vegas inventjournalistlife Change image and share on social
I use very few muscles at the best of times. Johnny Vegas muscletime Change image and share on social
I also want to return to doing stand-up. I've become frightened of live audiences. This is a really telling sign that I need to go back on the comedy circuit again. Johnny Vegas audiencebackcircuit Change image and share on social
There's lots of stuff about me being a fan of Cliff but not being gay. Which suggests that he is, but he's not. Anyway, this is Channel 4, let their lawyers sort it out. Johnny Vegas channelclifffan Change image and share on social
Up North you are holding your own. Everyone considers themselves a comedian. Johnny Vegas comedianconsiderhold Change image and share on social