In credits, I'm 'Michael' sometimes now, but people know you as something, so there's no point fighting it. 'Squiggle,' you'll always be 'Prince,' and 'The Rock,' just accept it. I want to move on, but not that much. So I'm still known as 'Johnny Vegas.' Johnny Vegas acceptcreditfight share on social
Up North you are holding your own. Everyone considers themselves a comedian. Johnny Vegas comedianconsiderhold Change image and share on social
Class still matters in Britain today. Johnny Vegas britainclassmatter Change image and share on social
I believe that Britain is becoming more class-conscious, and I quake at the very idea of Old Etonians ruling the world again. Johnny Vegas britainclassconscious Change image and share on social
I'm loath to use my personal life to promote what I do, but at the same time, I don't like a journalist going away with no more than you could get off Wikipedia, where most of it's invented anyway. Johnny Vegas inventjournalistlife Change image and share on social
I use very few muscles at the best of times. Johnny Vegas muscletime Change image and share on social
I also want to return to doing stand-up. I've become frightened of live audiences. This is a really telling sign that I need to go back on the comedy circuit again. Johnny Vegas audiencebackcircuit Change image and share on social
We all have days where we can't pronounce things or give it the emotion it deserves. Johnny Vegas daydeserveemotion Change image and share on social
My forte is playing drunks down the ages. When my agent rings me about a role, I don't ask what the part is, but what century it's in. Johnny Vegas ageagentcentury Change image and share on social
Never try to be witty with U.S. airport officials. It's always lost on them and you'll find yourself being put back on the plane. Johnny Vegas airportbackfind Change image and share on social
