I always say that the stand-up world is the arena of the unwell, and it is. Johnny Vegas arenastandunwell Change image and share on social
I thought I could play the hellraiser and then put 'Johnny Vegas' back in his box. I found popularity through self-destruction. The more you damage yourself, the more people are drawn to you, and that can be quite addictive. It is not a lifestyle you can maintain. Johnny Vegas addictivebackbox share on social
I think if you're at the point where you're popular enough to sell your wedding photos to OK! Magazine then you don't need the money. Johnny Vegas magazinemoneyphoto Change image and share on social
I wanted to try and trace the genuine origins of 'Johnny' and how he so successfully staged this takeover of 'Michael Pennington.' 'Johnny' is a contradiction to who I am as a person. I'm not very good at confrontation, I have a tendency to internalise and to carry things around. Johnny Vegas carryconfrontationcontradiction share on social
I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough. Johnny Vegas birthdaygiggood Change image and share on social
Had I become a priest, the sermons would've been electric! Johnny Vegas electrichavepriest Change image and share on social
I've got little ankles and a bit of a belly, so it makes me look rather an egg on legs. Johnny Vegas anklebellybite Change image and share on social
I love the way my weight fluctuates in the newspapers. It was 18 stone and then people look at a bad picture of me and add a few more stone on. I think the highest was 22 stone. Johnny Vegas addbadfluctuate Change image and share on social
