I've never thought of it consciously... I say exactly what I think, and very often it's totally politically incorrect. I get, always, chastised for it. So it's not shtick. But I think I'm the one who says, 'The emperor has no clothes.' Joan Rivers chastiseclotheconsciously share on social
Sure I do a lot of jokes about Anne Frank. But when you do those jokes, it makes people remember what happened to her. That process of bringing her story back doesn't have to be a serious one. What I say is all nonsense, but it helps to keep her memory alive. Joan Rivers aliveanneback share on social
All my way through college, I worked my way as a window dresser for Lord & Taylor, so I always liked fashion. I always loved fashion and I love that we can do it and not take it seriously. Joan Rivers collegedresserfashion Change image and share on social
Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive to swim on top. Joan Rivers lotmixnature Change image and share on social
I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. Joan Rivers babybathknow Change image and share on social
Your child is never not your child. You can be 90 and your mother 120, but your mother is still worried about you. Joan Rivers childmotherworry Change image and share on social
I had a friend who was a plastic surgeon, so he would do little things. I never had, like, a full thing. So I would go in maybe once every two or three years, and he'd do a little here, a little there; tweak you, like you tweak your car. Then I became the plastic surgery poster girl. Joan Rivers carfriendfull share on social
Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'. Joan Rivers backbirthdaughter Change image and share on social
I lived to be on stage, and I'm terrified. Terrified before every show. Joan Rivers liveshowstage Change image and share on social
I hate old people, I hate children. I think any celebrity that adopts a child from a third world country is a fool. Joan Rivers adoptcelebritychild Change image and share on social
