I was smart enough to go through any door that opened. Joan Rivers dooropensmart Change image and share on social
I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery. Joan Rivers plasticsurgerytwin Change image and share on social
I didn't want to do 'Fashion Police' because I thought, 'This is stupid, this is beneath me, who wants to talk about fashion?' It has taken off. We are the number one show in England on E! Who knew? Joan Rivers beneathenglandfashion Change image and share on social
I love the Internet, and I love that you can say whatever you want. Joan Rivers internetlove Change image and share on social
I think anyone who's perfectly happy isn't particularly funny. Joan Rivers funnyhappyperfectly Change image and share on social
I've never thought of it consciously... I say exactly what I think, and very often it's totally politically incorrect. I get, always, chastised for it. So it's not shtick. But I think I'm the one who says, 'The emperor has no clothes.' Joan Rivers chastiseclotheconsciously share on social
I would not want to live if I could not perform. It's in my will. I am not to be revived unless I can do an hour of stand-up. Joan Rivers hourliveperform Change image and share on social
You've gotta understand - when you interview someone, it's not an interrogation. It's not the Nuremberg Trials. Joan Rivers gottahaveinterrogation Change image and share on social
I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. Joan Rivers babybathknow Change image and share on social
