The thing is, I'm happiest when I'm on stage. Joan Rivers happystagething Change image and share on social
I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor. Joan Rivers benddiamondfloor Change image and share on social
Anyone that says looks don't count is lying. Of course they do. Even babies go to the attractive face. It's the way humans work. Joan Rivers attractivebabycount Change image and share on social
I have no methods; all I do is accept people as they are. Joan Rivers acceptmethodpeople Change image and share on social
Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television. Joan Rivers bedcountrygod Change image and share on social
My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. Joan Rivers birthcontrolleave Change image and share on social
I would not want to live if I could not perform. It's in my will. I am not to be revived unless I can do an hour of stand-up. Joan Rivers hourliveperform Change image and share on social
Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. Joan Rivers husbandkillerlove Change image and share on social
