My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy. Joan Rivers audiencegrouproutine Change image and share on social
My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. Joan Rivers birthcontrolleave Change image and share on social
Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television. Joan Rivers bedcountrygod Change image and share on social
I just get such a connection from an audience. You play with them. I get mad at them. I yell at them. They yell at me. It's just fun. Joan Rivers audienceconnectionfun Change image and share on social
Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive to swim on top. Joan Rivers lotmixnature Change image and share on social
When I am on E! for the 'Fashion Police,' I only care about being a critic. It loses me many friends. Joan Rivers carecriticfashion Change image and share on social
I walk on a stage, and I know if it's been a good show or not. You know when it's been a good interview. No one has to tell you. You know it. You feel it. You can feel the air. You can feel everything about it when it's a good show. And you know when you've messed up. Joan Rivers airfeelgood share on social
Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise. Joan Rivers advicecounseldeeply Change image and share on social
I've learned from doing my own show with Fox that people are not your partners if they're signing the checks. Whoever signs your paycheck is the boss - no matter what they tell you. Joan Rivers boscheckfox Change image and share on social
I think any celebrity that adopts a child from a third world country is a fool. Joan Rivers adoptcelebritychild Change image and share on social
