I love Vines. You make this 6.4-second drama, and you can reach 6 million viewer, and make people laugh. I find it so fabulous. Joan Rivers dramafabulousfind Change image and share on social
Both of my parents got to see me host Carson, thank God. That's all anyone wants: to have their parents see they're going to be all right in life. Joan Rivers carsongodhost Change image and share on social
As comedians, we are all laughing because life is so horrible. Life is so difficult, and I cope with it by making jokes about absolutely everything. Joan Rivers absolutelycomediancope Change image and share on social
Put me up against Sarah Silverman and I could take her. Joan Rivers putsarahsilverman Change image and share on social
You've gotta understand - when you interview someone, it's not an interrogation. It's not the Nuremberg Trials. Joan Rivers gottahaveinterrogation Change image and share on social
My career is as an actress. I am an actress playing a comedienne. Joan Rivers actresscareercomedienne Change image and share on social
The thing is, I'm happiest when I'm on stage. Joan Rivers happystagething Change image and share on social
I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor. Joan Rivers benddiamondfloor Change image and share on social
The worst thing that ever happened to me on stage is someone ran forward to tell me they loved me and projectile vomited all over the stage. It was horrible. Joan Rivers badforwardhappen Change image and share on social
