Put me up against Sarah Silverman and I could take her. Joan Rivers putsarahsilverman Change image and share on social
You've gotta understand - when you interview someone, it's not an interrogation. It's not the Nuremberg Trials. Joan Rivers gottahaveinterrogation Change image and share on social
I think I'm in a business where you have to look good, and it's totally youth-oriented. Joan Rivers businessgoodorient Change image and share on social
Sure I do a lot of jokes about Anne Frank. But when you do those jokes, it makes people remember what happened to her. That process of bringing her story back doesn't have to be a serious one. What I say is all nonsense, but it helps to keep her memory alive. Joan Rivers aliveanneback share on social
I love Vines. You make this 6.4-second drama, and you can reach 6 million viewer, and make people laugh. I find it so fabulous. Joan Rivers dramafabulousfind Change image and share on social
The thing is, I'm happiest when I'm on stage. Joan Rivers happystagething Change image and share on social
Anyone that says looks don't count is lying. Of course they do. Even babies go to the attractive face. It's the way humans work. Joan Rivers attractivebabycount Change image and share on social
I have no methods; all I do is accept people as they are. Joan Rivers acceptmethodpeople Change image and share on social
Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television. Joan Rivers bedcountrygod Change image and share on social
Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. Joan Rivers chinchinesedirectory Change image and share on social
