Both of my parents got to see me host Carson, thank God. That's all anyone wants: to have their parents see they're going to be all right in life. Joan Rivers carsongodhost Change image and share on social
Put me up against Sarah Silverman and I could take her. Joan Rivers putsarahsilverman Change image and share on social
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor. Joan Rivers benddiamondfloor Change image and share on social
If you're saying the same line 10 times and making it look like you just came up with it, that's acting. Joan Rivers actlinemake Change image and share on social
The thing is, I'm happiest when I'm on stage. Joan Rivers happystagething Change image and share on social
Anyone that says looks don't count is lying. Of course they do. Even babies go to the attractive face. It's the way humans work. Joan Rivers attractivebabycount Change image and share on social
I have no methods; all I do is accept people as they are. Joan Rivers acceptmethodpeople Change image and share on social
Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be. Joan Rivers equalfortypartner Change image and share on social
I'm in nobody's circle, I've always been an outsider. Joan Rivers circlehaveoutsider Change image and share on social
I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.' Joan Rivers hellhouselaw Change image and share on social