If you're saying the same line 10 times and making it look like you just came up with it, that's acting. Joan Rivers actlinemake Change image and share on social
I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive. Joan Rivers alivebadcare Change image and share on social
Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress. Joan Rivers boydressengland Change image and share on social
I truly think comedy is - being funny is DNA. My dad was a doctor, a wonderful doctor, and people still come up to me today, 'Your father helped my mother die.' You know what I'm saying? He made her laugh 'til she died. My father was always very funny. Joan Rivers comedydaddie share on social
My eyes opened, and the first thing I thought of when I could put thoughts together was I want to be in show business. Never wanted anything else. I used to sneak in the costume room at my nursery school and smell the costumes. Joan Rivers businesscostumeeye share on social
With plastic surgery, the general anesthetic is like a black-velvety sleep, and that's what death is - without waking up to someone clapping and going, 'Joan, wake up, it's all over and you're looking pretty'. Joan Rivers anestheticblackclap share on social
Both of my parents got to see me host Carson, thank God. That's all anyone wants: to have their parents see they're going to be all right in life. Joan Rivers carsongodhost Change image and share on social
Put me up against Sarah Silverman and I could take her. Joan Rivers putsarahsilverman Change image and share on social
I think any celebrity that adopts a child from a third world country is a fool. Joan Rivers adoptcelebritychild Change image and share on social
