I'm in nobody's circle, I've always been an outsider. Joan Rivers circlehaveoutsider Change image and share on social
I live very well, but I support a lot of relatives. Joan Rivers livelotrelative Change image and share on social
I hate reality shows that are not reality. Joan Rivers haterealityshow Change image and share on social
I made so many jokes about poor Russell Crowe, he once knocked on my dressing room door, and told me he wanted to go out on this chat show we were on to laugh with me. Now he's ruined it. I can't make another joke about him. Joan Rivers chatcrowedoor share on social
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. Joan Rivers figurehappinesskey Change image and share on social
Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds. Joan Rivers elizabethfatfavorite Change image and share on social
You hear things about certain people. When you hear someone was mean to a limo driver or a wardrobe lady, or someone was rotten to a fan, somewhere in your brain it gets stuck. Joan Rivers braindriverfan Change image and share on social
Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress. Joan Rivers boydressengland Change image and share on social
I truly think comedy is - being funny is DNA. My dad was a doctor, a wonderful doctor, and people still come up to me today, 'Your father helped my mother die.' You know what I'm saying? He made her laugh 'til she died. My father was always very funny. Joan Rivers comedydaddie share on social
Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. Joan Rivers husbandkillerlove Change image and share on social
