I hate reality shows that are not reality. Joan Rivers haterealityshow Change image and share on social
I don't think there'd be a Tina Fey now if I hadn't tried to look good in the beginning. Joan Rivers beginfeygood Change image and share on social
Fat jokes aren't relevant, but they're hilarious when you find them. Joan Rivers fatfindhilarious Change image and share on social
Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny. Next. Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things. Joan Rivers calmenjoyfast Change image and share on social
Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds. Joan Rivers elizabethfatfavorite Change image and share on social
You hear things about certain people. When you hear someone was mean to a limo driver or a wardrobe lady, or someone was rotten to a fan, somewhere in your brain it gets stuck. Joan Rivers braindriverfan Change image and share on social
Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress. Joan Rivers boydressengland Change image and share on social
Both of my parents got to see me host Carson, thank God. That's all anyone wants: to have their parents see they're going to be all right in life. Joan Rivers carsongodhost Change image and share on social
Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. Joan Rivers chinchinesedirectory Change image and share on social
