Fat jokes aren't relevant, but they're hilarious when you find them. Joan Rivers fatfindhilarious Change image and share on social
I think I'm in a business where you have to look good, and it's totally youth-oriented. Joan Rivers businessgoodorient Change image and share on social
Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny. Next. Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things. Joan Rivers calmenjoyfast Change image and share on social
You hear things about certain people. When you hear someone was mean to a limo driver or a wardrobe lady, or someone was rotten to a fan, somewhere in your brain it gets stuck. Joan Rivers braindriverfan Change image and share on social
I love Vines. You make this 6.4-second drama, and you can reach 6 million viewer, and make people laugh. I find it so fabulous. Joan Rivers dramafabulousfind Change image and share on social
With plastic surgery, the general anesthetic is like a black-velvety sleep, and that's what death is - without waking up to someone clapping and going, 'Joan, wake up, it's all over and you're looking pretty'. Joan Rivers anestheticblackclap share on social
Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds. Joan Rivers elizabethfatfavorite Change image and share on social
Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress. Joan Rivers boydressengland Change image and share on social
I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.' Joan Rivers hellhouselaw Change image and share on social