Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds. Joan Rivers elizabethfatfavorite Change image and share on social
I have a wonderful psychiatrist that I see maybe once a year, because I don't need it. It all comes out onstage. Joan Rivers onstagepsychiatristwonderful Change image and share on social
I have no methods; all I do is accept people as they are. Joan Rivers acceptmethodpeople Change image and share on social
I've learned you don't always listen to your agents and managers. Sometimes they know nothing. Joan Rivers agenthavelearn Change image and share on social
The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found. Joan Rivers beautyfindfugitive Change image and share on social
I don't think there'd be a Tina Fey now if I hadn't tried to look good in the beginning. Joan Rivers beginfeygood Change image and share on social
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. Joan Rivers figurehappinesskey Change image and share on social
I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.' Joan Rivers hellhouselaw Change image and share on social
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present. Joan Rivers callgiftgod Change image and share on social
I'm grateful for every day I'm still alive. Everything is still working. I attribute it to eating a lot of processed foods. I think it's the preservatives that keep me going. That, and I eat as much chocolate as I can get my hands on. Joan Rivers aliveattributechocolate share on social
