I walk on a stage, and I know if it's been a good show or not. You know when it's been a good interview. No one has to tell you. You know it. You feel it. You can feel the air. You can feel everything about it when it's a good show. And you know when you've messed up. Joan Rivers airfeelgood share on social
Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'. Joan Rivers backbirthdaughter Change image and share on social
You can find my book at your favorite bookstore, and if it isn't there, find a new favorite. Joan Rivers bookbookstorefavorite Change image and share on social
What are people going to do? Fire me? I've been fired before. Not book me? I've been out of work before. I don't care. Joan Rivers bookcarefire Change image and share on social
Comedy is learning to be funny, and you learn to be funny in small rooms with young audiences. Joan Rivers audiencecomedyfunny Change image and share on social
Everyone forgets comedians are actors. There's no question about it. A Robin Williams cannot say the same line every night for 40 weeks and make it sound fresh unless he's doing an acting job. Joan Rivers actactorcomedian Change image and share on social
Nobody wants to hear that you met Harry Truman... I met Harry Truman... But you know what I mean? Nobody's interested. They want to know you met Rihanna. And that kills me. Joan Rivers harryhearinterest Change image and share on social
Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise. Joan Rivers advicecounseldeeply Change image and share on social
When you whisper about something, it's too big, and you can't get it under control and take control of it. Joan Rivers bigcontrolwhisper Change image and share on social
Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you're funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you. Joan Rivers acceptcomediennefunny Change image and share on social
