As a woman of a certain age - and really, ever since I hit puberty and my baby-making parts were suddenly subject to public debate - I've been told over and over again that I will 'change my mind' about not wanting kids. Jen Kirkman agebabychange share on social
Eventually I'm going to be too old to be on camera, and I've been doing stand-up a long time. Jen Kirkman cameraeventuallyhave Change image and share on social
I have this idyllic love life, but my mind just won't accept that. I would like to bring a new guy home every night. I try to make humor out of that situation. Jen Kirkman acceptbringguy Change image and share on social
Asking questions about why I don't want kids is really none of your business, but at least it's a dialogue. Jen Kirkman businessdialoguekid Change image and share on social
The urge that most people feel to have kids is the exact same as the urge that I have to not have kids. I do not want to raise a child. Jen Kirkman childexactfeel Change image and share on social
I have memories of my grandfather Kirkman making mashed potatoes that were so good because they tasted like a bowl of butter. I love my mom's brownies. My favorite thing about both of those recipes is that someone else made them for me. Jen Kirkman bowlbrowniebutter share on social
Instead of saving for someone else's college education, I'm currently saving for a luxury retirement community replete with golf carts and handsome young male nurses who love butterscotch. Jen Kirkman butterscotchcartcollege Change image and share on social
We have to get women's stories out there so a guy will read it, laugh, and think, 'I'm not laughing at a chick story but a story.' Jen Kirkman chickguylaugh Change image and share on social
A lot of relationships have ended for me in my 20s, because I knew that eventually those people would wanna settle down and have kids. Jen Kirkman 20sendeventually Change image and share on social
Don't make being a girl or a victim part of your stand-up act. If you encounter sexism in the business, don't bring it on stage; it's not funny. Jen Kirkman actbringbusiness Change image and share on social
