Top 38 Quotes by Jen Kirkman

About Jen Kirkman

These are some quotes by American author Jen Kirkman Comedian, who was born on August 28, 1974.

I rarely have out-of-town visitors because you have to do things like take them around L.A.

I rarely have out-of-town visitors because you have to do things like take them around L.A.

Jen Kirkman

Don't overpack your carry-on. You're never going to read that second book or that fourth magazine.

Don't overpack your carry-on. You're never going to read that second book or that fourth magazine.

Jen Kirkman

I'm not a big fan of young people.

I'm not a big fan of young people.

Jen Kirkman

The women doing comedy do not even think of themselves as 'female' comedians.

The women doing comedy do not even think of themselves as 'female' comedians.

Jen Kirkman

If I write a joke, sometimes people will call it a 'lie,' and I'm fascinated with that.

If I write a joke, sometimes people will call it a 'lie,' and I'm fascinated with that.

Jen Kirkman

I still have to work paycheck to paycheck. Being in show business doesn't indicate that you're a 'success,' in my opinion.

I still have to work paycheck to paycheck. Being in show business doesn't indicate that you're a 'success,' in my opinion.

Jen Kirkman

I actually like, love, and respect myself, and I try not to take anything too seriously.

I actually like, love, and respect myself, and I try not to take anything too seriously.

Jen Kirkman

Childfree women are actually great assets to the planet. Our carbon footprint is smaller than a mom's! And we have enough money to write checks to organizations that help kids get vaccinations, vitamins, and educations yet have plenty of free time to advise your daughter that one day she will regret piercing her lip.

Jen Kirkman

Use your passport for domestic trips, so that way you don't risk losing your license.

Use your passport for domestic trips, so that way you don't risk losing your license.

Jen Kirkman

By the time I started doing stand-up, the club scene had died.

By the time I started doing stand-up, the club scene had died.

Jen Kirkman

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