Parenthood can be very rewarding, but let's face it, so are margaritas at the adults-only pool. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes adult face margarita
Sometimes I feel like if two parents were given $100, and a child-free person was given $100, everyone would assume that the parents would invest their money wisely because they're smart. And people like me would just go buy candy. Jen Kirkman assumebuycandy share on social
I'm wildly different than Maria Bamford or Sarah Silverman, and might be more similar to some male comics. Jen Kirkman bamfordcomicmale Change image and share on social
Having a child is a lifetime commitment, the biggest one you can possibly make. Jen Kirkman bigchildcommitment Change image and share on social
You make your first album, you make some money, and you feel like you still have to show face, like 'I still go to the projects.' I'm like, why? Your job is to inspire people from your neighborhood to get out. You grew up there. What makes you think it's so cool? Jay-Z albumcoolface share on social
If you put down a list of jobs, doctor, lawyer, janitor, teacher or movie star, everybody would pick the movie star. And why? So you could lie around the pool, drink margaritas and send money to your parents. So that's what I did. Steve Guttenberg doctordrinkjanitor share on social
Acting is a masochistic form of exhibitionism. It is not quite the occupation of an adult. Laurence Olivier actadultexhibitionism Change image and share on social