I think some parents think, 'Oh, having kids is so beautiful; I want others to feel the joy I do.' Jen Kirkman beautifulfeeljoy Change image and share on social
Parenthood can be very rewarding, but let's face it, so are margaritas at the adults-only pool. Jen Kirkman adultfacemargarita Change image and share on social
At first, there was a separation of clubs and sketch comedy. Now there's all kinds of comedy, making us one big happy family. Jen Kirkman bigclubcomedy Change image and share on social
Have you ever tried to talk to a baby or a toddler? They never look you square in the eyes, they know about three words, and God forbid they ever ask you how you're doing. It's all about them! Jen Kirkman babyeyeforbid Change image and share on social
I'd love to be a hit in Germany. I'm working on trying to get a gig as David Hasselhoff's opening act. Jen Kirkman actdavidgermany Change image and share on social
I love being on the road, but to make a living as a road comic, you have to be on it most weeks out of the year. That's just too much for me. But I would love to be such a successful road comic that I don't have to go on it every week. Jen Kirkman comiclivelove share on social
People think anything done from a woman's perspective is only going to appeal to women. Jen Kirkman appealpeopleperspective Change image and share on social
Improv requires one thing I lack that I think most mothers need - the basic instinct to put someone else first. Jen Kirkman basicimprovinstinct Change image and share on social
I'm very big into just feeling good and doing what I want; I'm not very calculated or thoughtful about my moves. Jen Kirkman bigcalculatefelt Change image and share on social
Couples without kids have each other, their friends, families, and Siri to talk to. It's not like they're quarantining themselves in an underground bunker, never to take a romantic stroll on the beach or attend a Morrissey concert ever again. They're just using birth control. Jen Kirkman attendbeachbirth share on social
