Have you ever tried to talk to a baby or a toddler? They never look you square in the eyes, they know about three words, and God forbid they ever ask you how you're doing. It's all about them! Jen Kirkman babyeyeforbid Change image and share on social
I'd love to be a hit in Germany. I'm working on trying to get a gig as David Hasselhoff's opening act. Jen Kirkman actdavidgermany Change image and share on social
People think anything done from a woman's perspective is only going to appeal to women. Jen Kirkman appealpeopleperspective Change image and share on social
Improv requires one thing I lack that I think most mothers need - the basic instinct to put someone else first. Jen Kirkman basicimprovinstinct Change image and share on social
I'm very big into just feeling good and doing what I want; I'm not very calculated or thoughtful about my moves. Jen Kirkman bigcalculatefelt Change image and share on social
Use your passport for domestic trips, so that way you don't risk losing your license. Jen Kirkman domesticlicenselose Change image and share on social
Couples without kids have each other, their friends, families, and Siri to talk to. It's not like they're quarantining themselves in an underground bunker, never to take a romantic stroll on the beach or attend a Morrissey concert ever again. They're just using birth control. Jen Kirkman attendbeachbirth share on social
We have to get women's stories out there so a guy will read it, laugh, and think, 'I'm not laughing at a chick story but a story.' Jen Kirkman chickguylaugh Change image and share on social
By the time I started doing stand-up, the club scene had died. Jen Kirkman clubdiescene Change image and share on social
The urge that most people feel to have kids is the exact same as the urge that I have to not have kids. I do not want to raise a child. Jen Kirkman childexactfeel Change image and share on social