Jeff Ross

Most people, when they think of an insult, they keep it to themselves. But you wouldn't believe the things people say on my Twitter feed, and I'm a nice guy. Imagine if I was a jerk.

Humor that is edgy is never squeaky clean.

I was the kid who always hung back and then dropped the jokes when you least expected it. Timing was everything. My mouth sort of developed over time.

I was a really bad teenager and I got my tongue pierced. I don't even remember where I did it, but it was under very surreptitious circumstances.

I've never really been somebody who likes to hit it straight. That's just never been my forte, I guess.

I'm a big action junkie. I grew up on the '80s action movies - the bad ones and the good ones.