Jeff Ross

Humor that is edgy is never squeaky clean.

Most people, when they think of an insult, they keep it to themselves. But you wouldn't believe the things people say on my Twitter feed, and I'm a nice guy. Imagine if I was a jerk.

I was the kid who always hung back and then dropped the jokes when you least expected it. Timing was everything. My mouth sort of developed over time.

I've never really been somebody who likes to hit it straight. That's just never been my forte, I guess.

I was a really bad teenager and I got my tongue pierced. I don't even remember where I did it, but it was under very surreptitious circumstances.

I'm a big action junkie. I grew up on the '80s action movies - the bad ones and the good ones.