Jeff Ross

Humor that is edgy is never squeaky clean.

If you keep looking backwards, you don't go anywhere.

Bad taste is not illegal. I always got my first laughs as a kid by saying inappropriate things. That's always how we're going to get our laughs as comics.

I'm a big action junkie. I grew up on the '80s action movies - the bad ones and the good ones.

I was a really bad teenager and I got my tongue pierced. I don't even remember where I did it, but it was under very surreptitious circumstances.

I've never really been somebody who likes to hit it straight. That's just never been my forte, I guess.