When I see a good singer, I get teary-eyed. Part of it is jealousy because all comedians are frustrated rock stars. That's a fact. Jeff Ross comedianeyefact Change image and share on social
I think comics should test people, I think it's our job to go too far. That way we know as a society what too far is. Where else are you going to hear it? Jeff Ross comichearjob Change image and share on social
Life is short. You have to be able to laugh at our pain or we never move on. Jeff Ross laughlifemove Change image and share on social
You don't mess with Oprah. She has enough money in her left pocket to have me killed. Jeff Ross killleavemes Change image and share on social
Could you imagine me and the roasters taking on the GOP field? It would be the greatest show ever. Prove that you can take a joke. Prove that you're a man or woman of the people. Prove that you're not above criticism even in the form of a backhanded compliment. Jeff Ross backhandcomplimentcriticism share on social
With roasting, you've really got to bring your A-game. I hate to admit it, but I probably think and obsess more about the roasts than my own series. Because there's so much attention focused on the roasts. It's like the 'Super Bowl' of comedy. Everybody is going to talk about it. Forever. Jeff Ross admitattentionbowl share on social
I was the kid who always hung back and then dropped the jokes when you least expected it. Timing was everything. My mouth sort of developed over time. Jeff Ross backdevelopdrop Change image and share on social
It's up to comedians to shine the light on what's wrong in the world, and we don't want things swept under the rug. Jeff Ross comedianlightrug Change image and share on social
There are no subtleties in a war zone. I think that's why comedy does so well there. It goes right for the gut. So those punch lines start penetrating the bullet-proof vests. Jeff Ross bulletcomedygut Change image and share on social
I'm a big fan of Courtney Love. I love Hole and I love her acting and I love her attitude. I just hope I never meet her in a dark alley. Jeff Ross actalleyattitude Change image and share on social
