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Jeff Foxworthy

You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.

You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.

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These are some quotes by American author Jeff Foxworthy Comedian, who was born on September 6, 1958.

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Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?

Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?

Jeff Foxworthy

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If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.

If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.

Jeff Foxworthy

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That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

Jeff Foxworthy

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If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.

If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.

Jeff Foxworthy

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While Obama might not push college education exclusively, like most Democrats he does oversell it and does shortchange the alternatives. And millions of young Americans pay the price.

While Obama might not push college education exclusively, like most Democrats he does oversell it and does shortchange the alternatives. And millions of young Americans pay the price.

Rick Perlstein

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I consider myself a law-abiding person. But I'm exhausted. I don't know where to put the bottles, newspapers, cans, and other stuff for garbage pickup outside my house. The rules are so thick you need someone from M.I.T. to explain them.

Bill O'Reilly

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