According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than Hillary Clinton got for hers. Well, duh. At least his book has some sex in it. Jay Leno billbookclinton Change image and share on social
The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. Jay Leno designatedriverreason Change image and share on social
Nineteen percent of doctors say that they'd be able to give their patients a lethal injection. But they also went on to say that the patient would have to be really, really behind on payments. Jay Leno doctorgiveinjection Change image and share on social
The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. Jay Leno crimedayhand Change image and share on social
Today, one year after their divorce, Pamela and Tommy Lee announced they're getting back together. You know what that means? There's still hope for Ike and Tina Turner. Jay Leno announcebackdivorce Change image and share on social
If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. Jay Leno candidategodvote Change image and share on social
In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. Jay Leno americaanonymouslygood Change image and share on social
The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. Jay Leno agreedoctorengland Change image and share on social
I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite good. Maybe you're not the best, so you should work a little harder. Jay Leno esteemgoodhard Change image and share on social
For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn't that make overweight the average then? Last month you were fat, now you're average - hey, let's get a pizza! Jay Leno americaaveragefat Change image and share on social
