You're not famous until my mother has heard of you. Jay Leno famoushearmother Change image and share on social
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin. Jay Leno courtfindman Change image and share on social
You aren't famous until my mother has heard of you. Jay Leno famoushearmother Change image and share on social
In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. Jay Leno americaanonymouslygood Change image and share on social
The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up. Jay Leno administrationattackbush Change image and share on social
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. Jay Leno badbreathdog Change image and share on social
If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. Jay Leno candidategodvote Change image and share on social
I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for 'Running off to Canada.' Jay Leno canadarotcrun Change image and share on social
The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. Jay Leno crimedayhand Change image and share on social
You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh... it's as simple as that. Jay Leno laughmadmake Change image and share on social
