The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin. Jay Leno courtfindman Change image and share on social
You aren't famous until my mother has heard of you. Jay Leno famoushearmother Change image and share on social
Nineteen percent of doctors say that they'd be able to give their patients a lethal injection. But they also went on to say that the patient would have to be really, really behind on payments. Jay Leno doctorgiveinjection Change image and share on social
The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. Jay Leno crimedayhand Change image and share on social
Today, one year after their divorce, Pamela and Tommy Lee announced they're getting back together. You know what that means? There's still hope for Ike and Tina Turner. Jay Leno announcebackdivorce Change image and share on social
If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. Jay Leno candidategodvote Change image and share on social
In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. Jay Leno americaanonymouslygood Change image and share on social
More coming out about Saddam Hussein. We now know he takes Viagra and he has as many as six mistresses. No wonder Congress is reluctant to take action against this guy - he's one of their own. Jay Leno actioncomecongress Change image and share on social
The Washington Bullets are changing their name. They don't want their team to be associated with crime. From now on, they'll just be known as the Bullets. Jay Leno bulletchangecrime Change image and share on social
The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. Jay Leno agreedoctorengland Change image and share on social
