CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it. Jay Leno admireamericacheat Change image and share on social
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. Jay Leno badbreathdog Change image and share on social
My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic? Jay Leno askimportantpaper Change image and share on social
I didn't realize it was October until I saw the Chicago Cubs choking. Jay Leno chicagochokecub Change image and share on social
I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for 'Running off to Canada.' Jay Leno canadarotcrun Change image and share on social
The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. Jay Leno comedylotmoney Change image and share on social
I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?' Jay Leno counterfrygirl Change image and share on social
Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution. Jay Leno beginbelievebush Change image and share on social
If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. Jay Leno advantageguyhard Change image and share on social
You're not famous until my mother has heard of you. Jay Leno famoushearmother Change image and share on social
