I didn't realize it was October until I saw the Chicago Cubs choking. Jay Leno chicagochokecub Change image and share on social
Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. Jay Leno beverlycalldad Change image and share on social
If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology. Jay Leno apologyboulevarddestroy Change image and share on social
The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular. Jay Leno bushelectiraqi Change image and share on social
My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic? Jay Leno askimportantpaper Change image and share on social
The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. Jay Leno comedylotmoney Change image and share on social
I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite good. Maybe you're not the best, so you should work a little harder. Jay Leno esteemgoodhard Change image and share on social
The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density. They need it - they're the ones falling down the most. Jay Leno beerbonedensity Change image and share on social
CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it. Jay Leno admireamericacheat Change image and share on social
If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. Jay Leno advantageguyhard Change image and share on social
