Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution. Jay Leno beginbelievebush Change image and share on social
My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic? Jay Leno askimportantpaper Change image and share on social
I didn't realize it was October until I saw the Chicago Cubs choking. Jay Leno chicagochokecub Change image and share on social
I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for 'Running off to Canada.' Jay Leno canadarotcrun Change image and share on social
I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?' Jay Leno counterfrygirl Change image and share on social
If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. Jay Leno advantageguyhard Change image and share on social
You're not famous until my mother has heard of you. Jay Leno famoushearmother Change image and share on social
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin. Jay Leno courtfindman Change image and share on social
You aren't famous until my mother has heard of you. Jay Leno famoushearmother Change image and share on social
Al Jazeera aired a new tape of Osama bin Laden. It was the usual stuff, he called Bush evil, the Great Satan, called him a war monger. Basically, the same thing you heard at last night's Democratic debate. Jay Leno airbasicallybin share on social
