Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution. Jay Leno beginbelievebush Change image and share on social
My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic? Jay Leno askimportantpaper Change image and share on social
I didn't realize it was October until I saw the Chicago Cubs choking. Jay Leno chicagochokecub Change image and share on social
I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for 'Running off to Canada.' Jay Leno canadarotcrun Change image and share on social
The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. Jay Leno comedylotmoney Change image and share on social
I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?' Jay Leno counterfrygirl Change image and share on social
The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. Jay Leno designatedriverreason Change image and share on social
If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology. Jay Leno apologyboulevarddestroy Change image and share on social
You're not famous until my mother has heard of you. Jay Leno famoushearmother Change image and share on social
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin. Jay Leno courtfindman Change image and share on social