Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. Jay Leno beverlycalldad Change image and share on social
I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for 'Running off to Canada.' Jay Leno canadarotcrun Change image and share on social
The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular. Jay Leno bushelectiraqi Change image and share on social
My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic? Jay Leno askimportantpaper Change image and share on social
The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. Jay Leno comedylotmoney Change image and share on social
The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density. They need it - they're the ones falling down the most. Jay Leno beerbonedensity Change image and share on social
If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. Jay Leno advantageguyhard Change image and share on social
You're not famous until my mother has heard of you. Jay Leno famoushearmother Change image and share on social
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin. Jay Leno courtfindman Change image and share on social
You aren't famous until my mother has heard of you. Jay Leno famoushearmother Change image and share on social
