People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. Jay Leno lotmindmoney Change image and share on social
Today, one year after their divorce, Pamela and Tommy Lee announced they're getting back together. You know what that means? There's still hope for Ike and Tina Turner. Jay Leno announcebackdivorce Change image and share on social
The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up. Jay Leno administrationattackbush Change image and share on social
Major league baseball has asked its players to stop tossing baseballs into the stands during games, because they say fans fight over them and they get hurt. In fact, the Florida Marlins said that's why they never hit any home runs. It's a safety issue. Jay Leno askbaseballfact share on social
Al Jazeera aired a new tape of Osama bin Laden. It was the usual stuff, he called Bush evil, the Great Satan, called him a war monger. Basically, the same thing you heard at last night's Democratic debate. Jay Leno airbasicallybin share on social
I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?' Jay Leno counterfrygirl Change image and share on social
Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers. Jay Leno actorbasketballday Change image and share on social
If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology. Jay Leno apologyboulevarddestroy Change image and share on social
I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite good. Maybe you're not the best, so you should work a little harder. Jay Leno esteemgoodhard Change image and share on social
Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. Jay Leno actoranchorcall Change image and share on social
