The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up. Jay Leno administrationattackbush Change image and share on social
Now, today is the day we honor, of course, the Presidents, ranging from George Washington, who couldn't tell a lie, to George Bush, who couldn't tell the truth, to Bill Clinton, who couldn't tell the difference. Jay Leno billbushclinton share on social
People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. Jay Leno lotmindmoney Change image and share on social
The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular. Jay Leno bushelectiraqi Change image and share on social
Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers. Jay Leno actorbasketballday Change image and share on social
More coming out about Saddam Hussein. We now know he takes Viagra and he has as many as six mistresses. No wonder Congress is reluctant to take action against this guy - he's one of their own. Jay Leno actioncomecongress Change image and share on social
Major league baseball has asked its players to stop tossing baseballs into the stands during games, because they say fans fight over them and they get hurt. In fact, the Florida Marlins said that's why they never hit any home runs. It's a safety issue. Jay Leno askbaseballfact share on social
CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it. Jay Leno admireamericacheat Change image and share on social
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. Jay Leno badbreathdog Change image and share on social
Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. Jay Leno actoranchorcall Change image and share on social
