People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. Jay Leno lotmindmoney Change image and share on social
Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. Jay Leno actoranchorcall Change image and share on social
The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up. Jay Leno administrationattackbush Change image and share on social
Major league baseball has asked its players to stop tossing baseballs into the stands during games, because they say fans fight over them and they get hurt. In fact, the Florida Marlins said that's why they never hit any home runs. It's a safety issue. Jay Leno askbaseballfact share on social
Al Jazeera aired a new tape of Osama bin Laden. It was the usual stuff, he called Bush evil, the Great Satan, called him a war monger. Basically, the same thing you heard at last night's Democratic debate. Jay Leno airbasicallybin share on social
The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density. They need it - they're the ones falling down the most. Jay Leno beerbonedensity Change image and share on social
Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers. Jay Leno actorbasketballday Change image and share on social
The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular. Jay Leno bushelectiraqi Change image and share on social
If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology. Jay Leno apologyboulevarddestroy Change image and share on social
Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. Jay Leno beverlycalldad Change image and share on social
