The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. Jay Leno agreedoctorengland Change image and share on social
Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. Jay Leno actoranchorcall Change image and share on social
People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. Jay Leno lotmindmoney Change image and share on social
Today, one year after their divorce, Pamela and Tommy Lee announced they're getting back together. You know what that means? There's still hope for Ike and Tina Turner. Jay Leno announcebackdivorce Change image and share on social
Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution. Jay Leno beginbelievebush Change image and share on social
Al Jazeera aired a new tape of Osama bin Laden. It was the usual stuff, he called Bush evil, the Great Satan, called him a war monger. Basically, the same thing you heard at last night's Democratic debate. Jay Leno airbasicallybin share on social
Nineteen percent of doctors say that they'd be able to give their patients a lethal injection. But they also went on to say that the patient would have to be really, really behind on payments. Jay Leno doctorgiveinjection Change image and share on social
Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers. Jay Leno actorbasketballday Change image and share on social
The Washington Bullets are changing their name. They don't want their team to be associated with crime. From now on, they'll just be known as the Bullets. Jay Leno bulletchangecrime Change image and share on social
I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?' Jay Leno counterfrygirl Change image and share on social
