You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh. Jay Leno laughmadmake Change image and share on social
Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. Jay Leno beverlycalldad Change image and share on social
The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density. They need it - they're the ones falling down the most. Jay Leno beerbonedensity Change image and share on social
You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh... it's as simple as that. Jay Leno laughmadmake Change image and share on social
Politics is just show business for ugly people. Jay Leno businesspeoplepolitic Change image and share on social
The Washington Bullets are changing their name. They don't want their team to be associated with crime. From now on, they'll just be known as the Bullets. Jay Leno bulletchangecrime Change image and share on social
If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology. Jay Leno apologyboulevarddestroy Change image and share on social
Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day! Jay Leno calldayextortion Change image and share on social
Now, today is the day we honor, of course, the Presidents, ranging from George Washington, who couldn't tell a lie, to George Bush, who couldn't tell the truth, to Bill Clinton, who couldn't tell the difference. Jay Leno billbushclinton share on social
Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? Jay Leno headlinelotterypsychic Change image and share on social
