Jay Leno

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology.

I was good at being a doctor; my patients liked me. At times people trust you with things they wouldn't tell their spouses. It was a real privilege.

I think a lot of songwriters would agree that it's often easier to find inspiration in misery.

You have the Roman Catholic Church, the Church of England, the Presbyterians, the Wesleyans, represented in each school, and they are each to take alternate days.