Jay Leno

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology.

I think a lot of songwriters would agree that it's often easier to find inspiration in misery.

I was good at being a doctor; my patients liked me. At times people trust you with things they wouldn't tell their spouses. It was a real privilege.

You have the Roman Catholic Church, the Church of England, the Presbyterians, the Wesleyans, represented in each school, and they are each to take alternate days.