Top 498 Humor Quotes

I think humor is used a lot of the time to keep people from getting too close. Humor side-steps and shifts the meaning.

I think humor is used a lot of the time to keep people from getting too close. Humor side-steps and shifts the meaning.

Bruce Nauman

Thomas, my 15-year-old, is effectively my editor, I've always trusted his voice, more than anybody, on the strip for years. He has one of those ears that's just tuned to the rhythm of humor, so if he says something's not funny, my stomach just hurts because I know he's right, and it's already been drawn.

Stephan Pastis

The great thing about university is that they incline you to get up and do it, from the Classics to modern plays, to the humor that Monty Pythons made popular.

The great thing about university is that they incline you to get up and do it, from the Classics to modern plays, to the humor that Monty Pythons made popular.

Michael York

If you don't have humor, you're not going to make it. You're going to be one of those people who walks around with your head about to explode.

If you don't have humor, you're not going to make it. You're going to be one of those people who walks around with your head about to explode.

James McBride

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.

Max Eastman

A sense of humor is important. I'm always attracted to a girl with confidence. In terms of looks, I don't have a type. I think a lot of girls think that they have to be super-thin, to meet the Hollywood image, but I think a girl who is voluptuous is very beautiful.

Corey Sevier

I do not have a sense of humor of any recognizable sort.

I do not have a sense of humor of any recognizable sort.

Tommy Lee Jones

As I get older, my sense of humor is my biggest asset.

As I get older, my sense of humor is my biggest asset.

David Alan Grier

As a species, we would not have survived without humor.

As a species, we would not have survived without humor.

Jane Hamilton

Every time I do a movie like 'Finding Neverland' or 'Chocolat' or 'Shakespeare' in Love,' we deal with the creative process, but there's humor and fun along the way. I always love that kind of movie.

Every time I do a movie like 'Finding Neverland' or 'Chocolat' or 'Shakespeare' in Love,' we deal with the creative process, but there's humor and fun along the way. I always love that kind of movie.

Harvey Weinstein

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