My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes baste humor oven
What you have to understand is that my thing is not glamour. I love stretch marks and C-section scars and all of that. I'm a grown man. You don't gotta put on no makeup with me. Tracy Morgan glamourgottagrow Change image and share on social
Growing up in the ghetto is pretty hard. It's poverty; it's frustration. Tracy Morgan frustrationghettogrow Change image and share on social
White women love me 'cause of my edge. And I love white women. Tracy Morgan edgelovewhite Change image and share on social
You probably found 'How to Survive a Robot Uprising' in the humor section. Let's just hope that is where it belongs. Daniel H. Wilson belongfindhope Change image and share on social
Rhythm, that's an essential part of cooking. The sound of a lovely song and the smell of some dish in the oven are equally evocative. Neneh Cherry cookdishequally Change image and share on social
I feel like I have so many stories basting in my mind, and they come busting out when they're ready. Maggie Stiefvater bastebustfeel Change image and share on social
