Jimmy Buffett

Elvis was the only man from Northeast Mississippi who could shake his hips and still be loved by rednecks, cops, and hippies.

Is it ignorance or apathy? Hey, I don't know and I don't care.

People who think too much before they act don't act too much.

President Obama's view of a free economy is to send your money to his friends. My vision for a free enterprise economy is to return entrepreneurship and genius and creativity to the American people!

Despite being bailed out - in some cases repeatedly - by the public purse, the automakers have shown little public spirit.

You probably found 'How to Survive a Robot Uprising' in the humor section. Let's just hope that is where it belongs.