It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes bad corporation humor
If your goal is to lose 10 pounds, you may wake up each day with failure in mind because the goal is hard to reach, and you are progressing only by small amounts. It takes up all your willpower. I recommend that instead of a goal, you have a system. Scott Adams amountdayfailure share on social
Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results. Scott Adams blamedecisionguess Change image and share on social
We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings. Scott Adams developinitiativekey Change image and share on social
You probably found 'How to Survive a Robot Uprising' in the humor section. Let's just hope that is where it belongs. Daniel H. Wilson belongfindhope Change image and share on social
I'm a big action junkie. I grew up on the '80s action movies - the bad ones and the good ones. Jonathan Tropper 80sactionbad Change image and share on social
I doubt very much that the chief executives of any of the Fortune 500 corporations can name five edible plants, five native grasses, or five migratory birds within walking distance of their homes, or name the soil series upon which their house sits. And I would contend that if you don't know where you are, you are in fact nowhere at all. Paul Hawken birdchiefcontend share on social