No, generally I think influence is used as a nice word for plagiarism. Gilbert Gottfried generallyinfluencenice Change image and share on social
I was the class podiatrist. I never made it to class clown. I wasn't funny enough. I would examine feet and prescribe and ointment. It was a sad childhood. Gilbert Gottfried childhoodclassclown Change image and share on social
I've never been one of those who wanted to fill my calendar up 90 percent of the time. Gilbert Gottfried calendarfillhave Change image and share on social
If the police ever try to pick me up, Michael Jackson told me I can hide out at his house. Gilbert Gottfried hidehousejackson Change image and share on social
If someone else is paying for it, food just tastes a lot better. Gilbert Gottfried foodlotpay Change image and share on social
Off-camera, I sound like Perry Como. Gilbert Gottfried cameracomoperry Change image and share on social
I'd make Jack Benny look like a philanthropist. Gilbert Gottfried bennyjackmake Change image and share on social
I've never understood people who say they're not a practicing Jew. You never hear a black guy say he's not a practicing African-American. What does it even mean? Gilbert Gottfried africanamericanblack Change image and share on social
There are times when I've had ideas walking down the street that I thought were great, and the minute I got onstage, I would think of them and go, 'Wow, that would never work,' even before I did it in front of the audience. Gilbert Gottfried audiencefrontgreat share on social
