Top 65 Quotes by Gilbert Gottfried

About Gilbert Gottfried

These are some quotes by American author Gilbert Gottfried Comedian, who was born on February 28, 1955.

I guess if they ever do a remake of 'Sophie's Choice,' I could play the Meryl Streep part. I've got to work on my Polish accent. Maybe I'll be the definitive King Lear one day. You know, if they ever feel that King Lear should be more Jewy.

Gilbert Gottfried

I just don't accept midgets as human beings. There's only so much political correctness I can accept.

I just don't accept midgets as human beings. There's only so much political correctness I can accept.

Gilbert Gottfried

If the police ever try to pick me up, Michael Jackson told me I can hide out at his house.

If the police ever try to pick me up, Michael Jackson told me I can hide out at his house.

Gilbert Gottfried

I found out about Jonathan Winters' death a day after it happened. That seems wrong. A talent like his should be more revered. The world knew about Kim Kardashian's divorce before she did.

I found out about Jonathan Winters' death a day after it happened. That seems wrong. A talent like his should be more revered. The world knew about Kim Kardashian's divorce before she did.

Gilbert Gottfried

If someone else is paying for it, food just tastes a lot better.

If someone else is paying for it, food just tastes a lot better.

Gilbert Gottfried

I have always felt comedy and tragedy are roommates. If you look up comedy and tragedy, you will find a very old picture of two masks. One mask is tragedy. It looks like it's crying. The other mask is comedy. It looks like it's laughing. Nowadays, we would say, 'How tasteless and insensitive. A comedy mask is laughing at a tragedy mask.'

Gilbert Gottfried

Unfortunately, I've never been mistaken as Johnny Depp.

Unfortunately, I've never been mistaken as Johnny Depp.

Gilbert Gottfried

I was the class podiatrist. I never made it to class clown. I wasn't funny enough. I would examine feet and prescribe and ointment. It was a sad childhood.

I was the class podiatrist. I never made it to class clown. I wasn't funny enough. I would examine feet and prescribe and ointment. It was a sad childhood.

Gilbert Gottfried

I changed the face of comedy. I used to be funny.

I changed the face of comedy. I used to be funny.

Gilbert Gottfried

When you watch Robin Williams, you can see a lot of Jonathan Winters. Robin is the first one to admit that; he worshiped Jonathan Winters.

When you watch Robin Williams, you can see a lot of Jonathan Winters. Robin is the first one to admit that; he worshiped Jonathan Winters.

Gilbert Gottfried

Copyright © Softland 2016-2026. All rights reserved.