I think a lot of people have too much time on their hands. Gilbert Gottfried handlotpeople Change image and share on social
The joy of the roasts is to watch people get hurt and offended, and then have to laugh to pretend they're a good sport. Gilbert Gottfried goodhurtjoy Change image and share on social
No, generally I think influence is used as a nice word for plagiarism. Gilbert Gottfried generallyinfluencenice Change image and share on social
I was the class podiatrist. I never made it to class clown. I wasn't funny enough. I would examine feet and prescribe and ointment. It was a sad childhood. Gilbert Gottfried childhoodclassclown Change image and share on social
I've never been one of those who wanted to fill my calendar up 90 percent of the time. Gilbert Gottfried calendarfillhave Change image and share on social
If the police ever try to pick me up, Michael Jackson told me I can hide out at his house. Gilbert Gottfried hidehousejackson Change image and share on social
If someone else is paying for it, food just tastes a lot better. Gilbert Gottfried foodlotpay Change image and share on social
Off-camera, I sound like Perry Como. Gilbert Gottfried cameracomoperry Change image and share on social
I'd make Jack Benny look like a philanthropist. Gilbert Gottfried bennyjackmake Change image and share on social
