I'm known for my slightly inappropriate remarks. Gilbert Gottfried inappropriateremarkslightly Change image and share on social
The joy of the roasts is to watch people get hurt and offended, and then have to laugh to pretend they're a good sport. Gilbert Gottfried goodhurtjoy Change image and share on social
You never know what people will choose to be offended by. Gilbert Gottfried chooseoffendpeople Change image and share on social
With the Internet, if you erase something it just means you have to spend another half-minute to find it. Gilbert Gottfried erasefindhalf Change image and share on social
I'm used to explaining to people why my jokes were funny. Gilbert Gottfried explainfunnyjoke Change image and share on social
There are certain things I don't want to joke about. If it's about somebody else, it's fine. If it's about me, I think it's totally insensitive! Gilbert Gottfried fineinsensitivejoke Change image and share on social
If you're a lead actor, people are just waiting to say 'you're too old' or 'you're too unhip.' If you're a supporting actor, you can just work forever. Gilbert Gottfried actorforeverlead Change image and share on social
Any misfortune that happens to another person is funny. If it happens to someone else and not me, it's very funny. Gilbert Gottfried funnymisfortuneperson Change image and share on social
Comedy historians take note: this Gottfried character doesn't have the best eye for detail - and, for a Jew, he doesn't have the best eye for retail, either. Gilbert Gottfried charactercomedydetail Change image and share on social
I'm one of those people that picks up the remote control and just keep hitting constantly, even if I like the show I'm watching. Gilbert Gottfried constantlycontrolhit Change image and share on social
