The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I've given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever. Gilbert Gottfried comedianfunnyhave Change image and share on social
I'm one of those people that picks up the remote control and just keep hitting constantly, even if I like the show I'm watching. Gilbert Gottfried constantlycontrolhit Change image and share on social
When you watch Robin Williams, you can see a lot of Jonathan Winters. Robin is the first one to admit that; he worshiped Jonathan Winters. Gilbert Gottfried admitjonathanlot Change image and share on social
I'm known for my slightly inappropriate remarks. Gilbert Gottfried inappropriateremarkslightly Change image and share on social
I remember being at the premiere of 'Beverly Hills Cop II' and the tremendous reaction from the crowd outside, then going to a party at a hotel afterwards where the speakers were blasting 'Shakedown,' a song from the movie. That felt like a show biz moment to me. Gilbert Gottfried beverlybizblast share on social
You never know what people will choose to be offended by. Gilbert Gottfried chooseoffendpeople Change image and share on social
I'd like to have a kid, but I'd probably get a Frank Sinatra Jr. instead of a Gilbert Gottfried Jr. I'd totally screw up like that. Gilbert Gottfried frankgilbertgottfried Change image and share on social
With the Internet, if you erase something it just means you have to spend another half-minute to find it. Gilbert Gottfried erasefindhalf Change image and share on social
I'm used to explaining to people why my jokes were funny. Gilbert Gottfried explainfunnyjoke Change image and share on social
I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked. Gilbert Gottfried findkindnaked Change image and share on social
