If the police ever try to pick me up, Michael Jackson told me I can hide out at his house. Gilbert Gottfried tell police house Change image and share on social
If someone else is paying for it, food just tastes a lot better. Gilbert Gottfried food taste lot Change image and share on social
One thing I can take credit for, along with the rest of show business, is when the red ribbons were out, we cured AIDS. Any advancements that came towards fighting AIDS were not done by scientists or doctors - it was people with little ribbons on their lapels. Gilbert Gottfried doctor lapel show share on social
Off-camera, I sound like Perry Como. Gilbert Gottfried como perry sound Change image and share on social
There are certain things I don't want to joke about. If it's about somebody else, it's fine. If it's about me, I think it's totally insensitive! Gilbert Gottfried joke fine insensitive Change image and share on social
I'd make Jack Benny look like a philanthropist. Gilbert Gottfried make benny jack Change image and share on social
I would show up at a party for Al Qaeda if you said there's going to be a dinner. Gilbert Gottfried qaeda show party Change image and share on social
If you're a lead actor, people are just waiting to say 'you're too old' or 'you're too unhip.' If you're a supporting actor, you can just work forever. Gilbert Gottfried support unhip people Change image and share on social
I changed the face of comedy. I used to be funny. Gilbert Gottfried funny change comedy Change image and share on social
