I guess if they ever do a remake of 'Sophie's Choice,' I could play the Meryl Streep part. I've got to work on my Polish accent. Maybe I'll be the definitive King Lear one day. You know, if they ever feel that King Lear should be more Jewy. Gilbert Gottfried accentchoiceday share on social
A lot of people who claim they're political comedians are just comedians who have opinions. But they stop being funny the minute they give their opinions. Gilbert Gottfried claimcomedianfunny Change image and share on social
I've never understood people who say they're not a practicing Jew. You never hear a black guy say he's not a practicing African-American. What does it even mean? Gilbert Gottfried africanamericanblack Change image and share on social
I always feel that most political jokes, if you're going to do them, you have to do them within the next five minutes, or else they're outdated. By the time you've got it to the point that it's strong, it would be 12 years old. Gilbert Gottfried feelhavejoke share on social
Well, I'm eventually gonna take the Daryl Hannah parts. Gilbert Gottfried daryleventuallygonna Change image and share on social
When you watch Robin Williams, you can see a lot of Jonathan Winters. Robin is the first one to admit that; he worshiped Jonathan Winters. Gilbert Gottfried admitjonathanlot Change image and share on social
I wanted to be a brain surgeon, but I had a bad habit of dropping things. Gilbert Gottfried badbraindrop Change image and share on social
With me, traveling for work is arriving at the airport, checking into the hotel, leaving the hotel the next morning at 4 or 5 to do something like 'The Jimmy and Jackie Captain Crazy Morning Zoo,' doing a bunch of those in a row, then going back to the hotel, and then finally going to the club. Gilbert Gottfried airportarriveback share on social
I found out about Jonathan Winters' death a day after it happened. That seems wrong. A talent like his should be more revered. The world knew about Kim Kardashian's divorce before she did. Gilbert Gottfried daydeathdivorce Change image and share on social
The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I've given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever. Gilbert Gottfried comedianfunnyhave Change image and share on social