People have many theories about comedy, but being just plain funny is the one most important thing. Gilbert Gottfried plain theory people Change image and share on social
Every time I give a straight answer and read it in a magazine, I say, 'Ouch.' One day I'd like to talk to a psychoanalyst about why celebrities reveal so much of themselves in interviews. Gilbert Gottfried read reveal straight Change image and share on social
A landlord is showing a couple around an apartment. The husband looks up and says, 'Wait a minute. This apartment doesn't have a ceiling.' The landlord answers, 'That's OK. The people upstairs don't walk around that much.' Gilbert Gottfried upstairs walk wait share on social
I guess if they ever do a remake of 'Sophie's Choice,' I could play the Meryl Streep part. I've got to work on my Polish accent. Maybe I'll be the definitive King Lear one day. You know, if they ever feel that King Lear should be more Jewy. Gilbert Gottfried accent choice king share on social
I've never understood people who say they're not a practicing Jew. You never hear a black guy say he's not a practicing African-American. What does it even mean? Gilbert Gottfried african black hear Change image and share on social
I always feel that most political jokes, if you're going to do them, you have to do them within the next five minutes, or else they're outdated. By the time you've got it to the point that it's strong, it would be 12 years old. Gilbert Gottfried feel joke year share on social
I found out about Jonathan Winters' death a day after it happened. That seems wrong. A talent like his should be more revered. The world knew about Kim Kardashian's divorce before she did. Gilbert Gottfried jonathan winter world Change image and share on social
Well, I'm eventually gonna take the Daryl Hannah parts. Gilbert Gottfried eventually part hannah Change image and share on social
I wanted to be a brain surgeon, but I had a bad habit of dropping things. Gilbert Gottfried brain surgeon want Change image and share on social
The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I've given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever. Gilbert Gottfried comedian funny whatsoever Change image and share on social
