Atheism is a non-prophet organization. George Carlin atheismorganizationprophet Change image and share on social
The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept. George Carlin acceptanswerreason Change image and share on social
What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on? George Carlin boardpre Change image and share on social
Electricity is really just organized lightning. George Carlin electricitylightningorganize Change image and share on social
I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood. George Carlin groupguymember Change image and share on social
Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that. George Carlin dreampeoplething Change image and share on social
People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think. George Carlin caredesperatepeople Change image and share on social
You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. George Carlin executionfewgood Change image and share on social
Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did. George Carlin Change image and share on social