The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept. George Carlin acceptanswerreason Change image and share on social
What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on? George Carlin boardpre Change image and share on social
If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him. George Carlin chargefindkill Change image and share on social
I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood. George Carlin groupguymember Change image and share on social
Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that. George Carlin dreampeoplething Change image and share on social
When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat. George Carlin americabearfreak Change image and share on social
People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think. George Carlin caredesperatepeople Change image and share on social
Electricity is really just organized lightning. George Carlin electricitylightningorganize Change image and share on social
Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did. George Carlin Change image and share on social
The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done. George Carlin closeexistencefire share on social
