There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past. George Carlin futurepastpresent Change image and share on social
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. George Carlin beliefdiefrisbeetarianism Change image and share on social
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. George Carlin argumenteatfamily Change image and share on social
When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands. George Carlin brakefoothand Change image and share on social
If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him. George Carlin chargefindkill Change image and share on social
I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect. George Carlin breakconcerndetect Change image and share on social
When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat. George Carlin americabearfreak Change image and share on social
What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on? George Carlin boardpre Change image and share on social
Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did. George Carlin Change image and share on social
