George Carlin

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.
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These are some quotes by American author George Carlin Comedian, who lived between May 12, 1937 and June 22, 2008.


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