I don't have a lot to share with other men. My heart sinks when I get into a taxi and someone starts talking to me about football. David Walliams footballheartlot Change image and share on social
I haven't traditionally been a family entertainer. David Walliams entertainerfamilytraditionally Change image and share on social
I have a pathological fear of being on my own. When I'm with my own thoughts, I start to unravel myself, and I start to think really dark thoughts, self-destructive thoughts. David Walliams darkdestructivefear Change image and share on social
I know somebody from university who's called Phil Collins, and I think there's something terribly unfortunate about sharing a name with somebody who either is famous or becomes famous. David Walliams callcollinsfamous Change image and share on social
There's a sort of magic and music to comedy. Some words, some numbers even, are funnier than others. A Caramac bar, for instance, is funnier than a Milky Way. David Walliams barcaramaccomedy Change image and share on social
Ricky Gervais would have you believe otherwise, but Sacha Baron Cohen is the most successful British comedian in the world. David Walliams baronbritishcohen Change image and share on social
I don't have a fear factor. Well, not much of one. And I'm willing to risk quite a lot - as a comedian, you're always risking a lot. You're risking failure, especially if you're improvising and going on TV shows trying to make comedy out of thin air. That is quite a risky business. David Walliams airbusinesscomedian share on social
I'm not a political thinker, but I've just always thought of myself as a Labour supporter. I was a great fan of Tony Blair. He sent me a letter before I swam the Channel to wish me luck. David Walliams blairchannelfan Change image and share on social
Social satire has been around since people have been around. David Walliams peoplesatiresocial Change image and share on social
The one good thing about our school was the Cadets; I chose to be in the Navy, purely for the sailor's outfit. A pity we had to give them back. David Walliams backcadetchoose Change image and share on social
