I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate. George Burns failurehatehonestly Change image and share on social
I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked. George Burns bookdieexit Change image and share on social
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. George Burns bedmakemoney Change image and share on social
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible. George Burns begincloseend Change image and share on social
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there. George Burns shoelacestooptie Change image and share on social
Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere. George Burns agenice Change image and share on social
If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age. George Burns agediehave Change image and share on social
