You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there. George Burns shoelacestooptie Change image and share on social
I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere. George Burns agefaceplease Change image and share on social
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples. George Burns pimpleretirementridiculous Change image and share on social
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible. George Burns begincloseend Change image and share on social
If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age. George Burns agediehave Change image and share on social
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. George Burns agewoman Change image and share on social
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. George Burns facefinallyforget Change image and share on social
I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life. George Burns futureliferest Change image and share on social
