I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked. George Burns bookdieexit Change image and share on social
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there. George Burns shoelacestooptie Change image and share on social
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. George Burns boydeadsea Change image and share on social
I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere. George Burns agefaceplease Change image and share on social
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples. George Burns pimpleretirementridiculous Change image and share on social
If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age. George Burns agediehave Change image and share on social
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. George Burns facefinallyforget Change image and share on social
I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life. George Burns futureliferest Change image and share on social
